Sexual slang
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Sexual slang or seslang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Warning: The following list of terms may be considered offensive to some readers.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

Penis

Erect

bone, boner, chubby (erect or half-erect), hard-on, joystick, leaning tower of Pisa, purple veined clarinet, presidential staff, stick, stiffy, wood, woody

Flaccid or Erect

arrow, bishop in a turtleneck, blue-veined microphone, chode, Clyde, cock, crank, dick, dong, egg roll, fireman, hog or hawg, johnson, john-thomas, knob, lad (Irish), love snake, manhood, manmeat, manroot, meat, (male) member, mushroom cap, old fellow, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, (male) organ, pecker, Pedro, Peter, Percy, plum (of the head only), pork hammer, pork sword, prick, purple-headed mountain, rod, scepter, schlong, shaft, snopp, Stanley (the power tool), talliwhacker, todger, tool, trouser snake, trouser trout, unit, wang, warrior of love, wiener, willie, yogurt slinger

Testicles

balls, bollocks, cajones, crown jewels, cods, family jewels, knackers, nads, nuts, plums, tackle

Also "plum smuggling" a colloquial term used to describe a male wearing overly tight undergarments, allowing the penis/ testicles to be seen in outline.

Penis and testicles

(some words in this section may also be used more specifically to mean just the penis or just the testicles, usage varies)

Big Ben, crown jewels, Eiffel Tower, family jewels, lunchbox (UK, especially of Linford Christie), meat and two veg, one eyed trouser snake, package, wedding tackle

Breasts

baps, bazookas, bazoomies, (big) berthas, blouse bunnies, boobs, boobies, booblies, bonkers, bosom, boulders, brace (and bits) (rhyming slang for tits), bristols, bubbies, bubbles, bubs, bust, cans, cantaloupes, charlies, chest, chi chis, chubbies, diddies, dirty pillows, dugs, the empties (after breastfeeding), fun-bags, globes, guns, headlights, honkers, hooters, jubblies, jugs, knockers, love kegs, lungs, meat puppets, melons, milk wagons, norks, pair, peaches, plumpers, puppies, rack, sweater meat, ta-tas, teats, thirty-eights, thrupenny bits (or thrupennies, rhyming slang for tits), tits, titties, twin mounds, tweeters, twin peaks, twins, woofers, udders

Vagina

bearded clam, beaver, box, clam, coot, cunt, fanny (British English; in the US, a non-obscene word for posterior), furburger, gap, meat curtains (also beef curtains), muff, muffin, pussy, snapper, tuna, twat, gash, coochie, pink taco, poon, poontang, punani, rug, slit, snatch, sweet spot, tweety bird, vertical smile, whisker biscut, winky, sausage wallet, minge, piss flaps, front bottom, cave, rat trap

Perineum

taint, grundle, guiche

Posterior

ass or arse, back, backside, batty, behind, booty, bum, bung, butt, fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina), kaboose, pooper, rear end, rump, tush, landing pad

Anus

asshole or arsehole, balloon knot, bunghole, buttery cornhole, brown eye, chocolate starfish, crack, nether region, Oxo Tower, poop chute, rusty sheriffs badge

Foreplay

get it on, get off (with), make out, necking, petting, feel up, reaching second base (of three), touch up

Kissing

snog, tonsil-tennis, snogging, pashing, making out, sucking face, smooching, swapping spit, (in) a lip-lock

Oral Sex

Many sexual-slang verbs for oral sex

• are simply "eat", "bite", "blow", "suck", "chew" or a verb suggesting them, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia,
• involve little creativity, and
• while immediately understandable, have little currency.

General

going down, giving head, eating him/her (out), eating it, going south, drive thru

Analingus (Oral sex on the anus)

ass/arse-licking, rimming, chewing bud, asian, crap tickling

Cunnilingus (Oral sex on female)

wet-velveting, carpet munching, muff diving, mustache ride, lick-out, eat out, pearl diving, giving head, chawing box, tipping the velvet, drinking from the fairy cup

Fellatio (Oral sex on male)

sucking cock, blow, suck off, blowjob, slobbing the knob, waxing the lance, slurping the bishop, tonsil exam, shine, candy making, fluff, eat, smoking (or greasing) the pole, blowing rock

Anal Intercourse

taking it up the poopchute, going in the out door, dancing with bubba, fudgepacking, butt fuck, butt sex, riding the Hershey highway, shit packing, spooning, taking it up the ass, up the shitter, up the back passage, strolling down Cadbury road

Semen (Ejaculation)

gentlemen's relish, number 3, load, spew, donut glaze, cum, spunk, jizz, gizzum, seed, cream, hot man mustard, squirt, goo, spunk, splooge, love juice, love piss, man cream, man fat, baby gravy, baby batter

Masturbation

Male

yanking the crank, jacking off, jerking off, choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking (off), whacking off, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, beating the bishop, polishing the helmet, strokin' the pole, shaking hands with the sheriff, fucking off, beating the meat, frigging (off), pinching the one-eyed snake, doing the shandy shuffle, playing tug-of-war with cyclops, crack one off, pocket billiards, smashing one out, dating madame palm and her 5 daughters, jerkin' the gherkin (Australian slang), spank the plank, yanking off, fist fucking, climbing Everest

Female

buffing the muffin, diddling, double-clicking the mouse, fingering, fingerfucking, frigging (off), jilling off, walking the kitty, finger bang, jacking off jill

Homosexuality

Male

(many terms derogatory, unless used by homosexual men about themselves)

gay, queer, poof/puff, poofter/puffter (UK english), batty boy, bender, fag, faggot, hom, homo, queen, shitshover, shirt-lifter, pillow muncher, uphill gardener, chocolate starfish invader, sausage jockey, turd burglar, bum hole explorer

Female/ Lesbian

(derogatory, unless used by homosexual women about themselves)

dyke, lezzer, rugmunchers, tuppence licker, woman on the other bus, lemon, jammy feminist

Prostitute

promiscuous woman, slut, sex worker (except in technical usage of the term), call girl, white slave, model, escort, masseuse, tart, pro, moll, brass nail, tom, woman on the game, working girl, member of the oldest profession, tramp, floozie, scrubber, slapper, slag tart, prossie, brass, hooker, ho, hustler, roundheel; dated streetwalker, woman of the streets, lady/woman of the night, scarlet woman, fallen woman, woman of easy virtue, cocotte, wanton, loose woman, courtesan, strumpet, harlot, trollop, woman of ill repute, lady of pleasure, Cyprian, doxy, drab, wench (also used for any lower-class woman, e.g. "serving wench"), quean, trull.

Venereal Disease

clap, pox, (to catch) a dose, crotch rot, sour cream, crabs, knacker cracker, knob rot

Pedophilia

forbidden fruit, kiddie-fiddler (or kiddie fondler), spring chicken, nonce, Santa Claus' little helper, Gary Glitter's best friend, child catcher, early bird, impatient father, playground spotter, bad man in the nursery, premature cherry picker

External link

• Roger's Profanisaurus
• Urban Dictionary (for all slang)

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